There is nothing so far removed from us to be beyond our reach, or so far hidden that we cannot discover it. — Rene Descartes Copy Share Image
The rules are: The more playful we get, the more we can get rid of the rules. — Hans Zimmer Copy Share Image
We never understand a thing so well,and make it our own, as when we have discovered it for ourselves. — Rene Descartes Copy Share Image
“You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?” “How does McDonald’s sound?” “Inadequate.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
Me: why am I still single ? brain: you're weird as shit. body: and you're fat. face: plus you're pretty ugly. food:… — Daniel Vargas Copy Share Image
Its Funny How You can do nice things for people all the time & they never notice.But once you make one mistake,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Make sure you're doing something that you love, that you're willing to do for the rest of your life. If you're doing… — Daymond John Copy Share Image
“So you're a comedian," he said. "Tell me something funny." "Okay. The great thing about being an alcoholic is that when you're… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I dreamed like I killed you and you turned to be a ghost and then you haunting me and I killed you… — Farishta Copy Share Image
I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
At 21, my career took a comedic turn when I was cast in a new Broadway play called 'Brooklyn Boy,' by Donald… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge. — Daniel J. Boorstin Copy Share Image
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Went to Wendy's, ordered a Baconater... they forget the bacon... how the hell do you do that!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shawty Imma only tell you this once, you the illest And for your loving Imma die hard like Bruce Willis — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Everything that I do, I have to do at my best. No one is perfect, but you can come close. — Cung Le Copy Share Image
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The funny thing about 'Office Space' is I almost never get my lines quoted back to me. — Ron Livingston Copy Share Image
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thought expands, but paralyzes; action animates, but narrows. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Your happiness is a gift because it literally brings out the best in you. — Robert Holden Copy Share Image
After a while you earn that privacy is something you can sell, but you can't buy it back. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Knowing the cause of something is not going to help you to be free of it. — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
If I don't get at least 1 email in any given hour, I begin to think my friends are conspiring against me. — Tommy James Copy Share Image
