John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
All things are our relatives; what we do to everything, we do to ourselves. All is really One. — Black Elk Copy Share Image
The circumstances of others seem good to us, while ours seem good to others. — Publilius Syrus Copy Share Image
My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Robert Altman's 'Nashville' is my all-time favorite film because it covers all the bases - it's original, moving, and has something to… — Douglas Wood Copy Share Image
It's funny to think of Dave Chappelle's show and how popular it was and he was before YouTube. I would imagine 'Chappelle's… — Paul Scheer Copy Share Image
“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrument of death* Dentist: Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
He is no fool who parts with that which he cannot keep, when he is sure to be recompensed with that which… — Jim Elliot Copy Share Image
“Moja mama? Umrla je. Njena je teza da moram sa svim muškarcima biti ljubazna inače će me oni ostaviti pa ću umreti… — Vedrana Rudan Copy Share Image
The first song I wrote was called 'Baby Darling Darling Girl,' and you know what's funny? It went, 'Baby darling darling girl,… — Nate Dogg Copy Share Image
The more we are certain what good is, the more we shall see good in everything. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
When you believe in something and truly go after it with all you have, amazing things will happen. — Kelly Cutrone Copy Share Image
Love is a form of amnesia. It's when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything I do is to become better, the best ever and I'm not going to stop. — Dolph Ziggler Copy Share Image
Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents. — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.” — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I guess when you said forever you meant until you found someone better. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I reached a point in my life where I felt like I was living through some old character. — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
“I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.” — Jon S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I love that super cute thing you do when you ignore me for hours. Ughhhh! Its adorable... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands. — John Madden Copy Share Image
The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Getting an upset tummy is never pleasant, and it's worse if you get a funny tummy a long way from home. — Vera Lynn Copy Share Image
Need a friend? text me.. need a love? call me.. need money? this number is not longer in service (LOL) — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
