NOTHING is worth hurting yourself over. NOTHING is worth taking your life over, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
If you have to ask if a clothing item is a dress or a top, it is always a top. — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
Does anyone else think mirrors look unbelievably handsome or is it just me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies! — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
Haters are cowards. When confronted they often back down. We must resist haters. — Janet Reno Copy Share Image
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“One of the fundamental rights of mankind should be that of wearing as many or as few clothes as one likes inside… — Sachin Kundalkar Copy Share Image
I put in my pictures everything I like. So much the worse for the things - they have to get along with… — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks - and those are great people to aim for, but… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
“Because I feel as if I let it down. As if it needed something from me, I was its only hope, and… — R.J. Silver Copy Share Image
You will remember some of what you hear; much of what you read; more of what you see, and almost all of… — Keith L. Moore Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you have no liabilities, expectations and jealous-es 'cause you don't have a BOYFRIEND. — Jhoni13 Copy Share Image
It's funny because I think everybody when they see me, the first thing they say is, 'Man, you could have been a… — Jay Williams Copy Share Image
The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
I know many crooks and they never preach, but I don't know anyone who preaches that isn't a crook also. — Indro Montanelli Copy Share Image
What is it with people nowadays, you claim you want something real' when it's staring at your face. — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
The gospel is the food of faith... God saves by causing Himself to be known and enjoyed in Christ. — Herman Bavinck Copy Share Image
To be creative and spontaneous, you have to live with imperfection. — John Abercrombie Copy Share Image
Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
I have always reckoned myself among the greatest admirers of Mozart, and shall do so till the day of my death. — Ludwig van Beethoven Copy Share Image
You can’t repeat the past.” “Can’t repeat the past?” he cried incredulously. “Why of course you can! — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“How do you know?” “Well, I don’t, I’m making this up, but I bet I’m right.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals? — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says, ''It's getting hot in here'' I automatically think, ''So take off all your clothes — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch. — Ian Gomez Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had a $1.00 for every time my dad called me a failure…I wouldn't be a failure anymore — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
