Instead of searching for what you do not have, find out what it is that you have never lost. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Copy Share Image
Don't worry when you're being persecuted for God, worry when you're not. — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
That Beautiful moment When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers. . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If someone tells me they skied all day and never fell down, I tell them to find another mountain. — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
*Types in password* Incorrect password *Types in password again* Incorrect password ARE U FRIGGIN KIDDING ME THAT IS MY¦.-Oh..Caps Lock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When your parents ask you why you're smiling while reading a text and you're just like 'CAN'T I JUST BE HAPPY?!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid, my father saw an ad somewhere for 'real simulated diamonds' and he was chuckling and… — Patti Davis Copy Share Image
Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to talk about it,” she said. Once again he was close. Too close. So damn close. “At all,” she… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I think the most important thing journalism taught me is to mine for details. The details are key. You can't try to… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
You know how laughter is the best medicne, well weed give you the giggles, so weed is the best medicne. — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
If Québec separates I will go with it, my loyalties are with Québec — Pierre Pettigrew Copy Share Image
The feeling when you tell someone your going to bed but your not and you want to post something on facebook lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Now go to sleep. I'll wake you up when I want you." "Should I just sleep with my legs spread or what?” — Dominique Frost Copy Share Image
Every choice you make supersedes and overrides every other choice you make. — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
In programming, it’s often the buts in the specification that kill you. — Boris Beizer Copy Share Image
The racing that we've got in our industry right now is the best racing in the worldperiod. — Chad Knaus Copy Share Image
Its funny when you always talk a lot about studying , but always ending up cheating ! the heck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody that's really close to me, they know I'm really funny and I love to joke. I can laugh at anything. — Nav Copy Share Image
The last business of Christ's life was the saving of a poor penitent thief. — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
It is now firmly established that ontogeny does not repeat phylogeny — George Gaylord Simpson Copy Share Image
You always regret setting ur phone on 'silent ' once you have misplaced it! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I was a drummer in the bugle band in cadets. I marched. It's probably quite funny to look back on it. — Gordon Lightfoot Copy Share Image
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
