Abortion It is poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I thought about all the people that told me I couldn't do it and told me I couldn't get there. — Russell Wilson Copy Share Image
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Hold on to your salah, because if you lose that, you will lose everything else. — Umar Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
“Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies –… — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
“Love is a damage made to the heart, violence, fate thats written, Changeable by distance, Breakable by time...!” — Honey Father Copy Share Image
I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
It's funny because looking back at my first contest, I was 15 and surfing the Haleiwa contest wearing this tiny bikini. I… — Alana Blanchard Copy Share Image
When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Real men want women of any age who like them, who want to make them feel good and raise their testosterone level. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more... — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
You haven't truly grown up yet till you realize spongebobs the asshole neighbor, not squidward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue if your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you. — Gothsynster Copy Share Image
No one can change your beliefs for you, nor can they be forced upon you from without. — Seth Roberts Copy Share Image
When you deny something your power is much more conspicuous than when you approve it. — Vladimir Voinovich Copy Share Image
The single minded ones, the monomaniacs, are the only true achievers — Peter Drucker Copy Share Image
Humor, however broad and genial, takes a narrower view than enthusiasm. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up from a 5 minute nap and have no idea what day, month or year it is. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
The chief knowledge that's man on from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
May you have happiness, and may you find it making one another happy. — James Dillet Freeman Copy Share Image
Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There are no words to describe you because you just super-duper special in my heart! — Alex Low Copy Share Image
