I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
Creating a nickname for your crush that only you and your best friend know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The meaning of poetry has no sureness of direction; is like the sling, it is not under control. — Rumi Copy Share Image
“If all the world's a stage, there must be one exhausted stage manager somewhere!” — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
It's funny how we sometimes laugh at others mistakes...and always cry at our own. — Ritu Copy Share Image
And they say that money change you, but money don't change you. It just make you more of what you already are — Phonte Copy Share Image
Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
“From: Beth Fremont To: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder Sent: Thurs, 09/30/1999 3:42 PM Subject: If you were Superman … … and you could choose… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“We’re adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you’re counting years but I bet I have a lower… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like to be able to feel as many parts of myself while watching a movie at one time. I think that's… — James Gunn Copy Share Image
“I got mixed up with some oddness in my youth, and the long and short of it is that I can't shuffle… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, was that homophobic? No--I think it was, 'cause I hear that a lot. Dave, What?, You're talking about being gay.… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Oh. My. God.’ she said, pointing out of the window. ‘Do you know what that is?’ I nodded and said, ‘I think… — Frank Cottrell Boyce Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you Save a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Women behaving badly has always been funny, to me personally, so I knew I wanted to do something like that. — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
If we can say, 'I loved, and I received a lot of love,' then great. That's enough. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
If we could be sure of everyone and everything, trust would have no value — Piero Ferrucci Copy Share Image
I never understood this about women: Bikini: No problem. Underwear & Bra: OMG! DON'T LOOK! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“Lvov is a city like New York City in America. New York City, in truth, was designed on the model of Lvov.” — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
They try to engage the world as much as they can and we will continue until they leave our land. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
Americans are funny people: first you shock them, then they put you in a museum. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
It's so laughable that it's somewhere beyond comedy and right into tragedy again. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
When you see # happiness in the happiness of others, that's when you will be truly happy. — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, OMG! My yard is on fire! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didnt the flasher retire? He decided to stick it out for one more year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the first moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb Copy Share Image
