Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!! — Sadie Copy Share Image
Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. — Fred Hufnagel Sr Copy Share Image
“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.” — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
I shall go wherever I am asked to participate for freedom. — Mary Tyler Peabody Mann Copy Share Image
Everything is forgivable if you leave after a one night stand, as long as you were good in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I loved playing Sweetie in 'Mubarakan.' It was chaotic and funny; it was sort of a magnum unfold in a chaotic way. — Ileana D'Cruz Copy Share Image
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
They say women love surprises but come out from under her bed yelling surprise! & you get arrested & sent to prison. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
There are many things that are perfectly legitimate, but if you are going to concentrate on God you cannot do them. — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Matias frowned. Damn, he’d had a vision of this gorgeous woman naked? He hadn’t thought he could despise his memory loss any… — Jane Cousins Copy Share Image
You have to love somebody that much to also hate them that much, too. (191) — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
It's called a joke. Just read it and laugh. Don't try to analyze it and take it literally. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? — James Roday Copy Share Image
What drives me, and what always has, is that I am still looking for my place. — Gigi Ruf Copy Share Image
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
No more games, no more drama. When you wanna be real gimme a holla. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
I'll stop loving you, the day apple grows on a mango tree, on the 30th of February. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
You are never more essentially, more deeply, yourself than when you are still. — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
Even if we love someone very much, at times it happens that we forget about it. — Zbigniew Herbert Copy Share Image
He that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. — Betty White Copy Share Image
I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I have the most ridiculous ones. — Clairo Copy Share Image
I never knew that I would see the day that I would meet the devil himself. — Busta Rhymes Copy Share Image
You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
