“Grahame Coats did not go for walks; he had people to do that for him.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a Banshee. That's what we do. — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“I do not think, Prospero,' he said, 'that one should attribute a very high degree of reality to your house.” — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
I can occupy myself quite easily with what's going on inside me. — Charlotte Rampling Copy Share Image
There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Spirituality has played an amazing part. Its been paramount in my life. — Chaka Khan Copy Share Image
“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There is so much more than that little space from 14 to 40. And if you cut that off and begin to… — Rene Russo Copy Share Image
The first testicular gaurd, the *Cup*, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
“And there is one disconcerting thing about working with a computer – it's likely to talk back to you. You make some… — John Drury Clark Copy Share Image
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because… — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“Am I higher or lower than she? It was always the vital question for Anna: who was superior, and how she could… — Laura L. Sullivan Copy Share Image
I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them.… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Knowing your family so well, You can tell who's coming downthe stairs by the sound of their footsteps… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball.” — Craig McLay Copy Share Image
Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, SHIVERING MADAM. — Liam Foster Copy Share Image
We are not set apart to rule, but chosen and set apart to serve. — Theodore M. Burton Copy Share Image
[Moses] is obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a gold chain like his uncle Jay-Z. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
In egotism, one is assailed by fear, he passes his life totally troubled by fear. — Guru Gobind Singh Copy Share Image
I hope you are as ready to confuse our sexual chemistry for love as I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see myself primarily as a comedian, and my aim on the 'Last Leg' is to be as funny as I can… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
According to Wikipedia, the longer your Starbuck's drink order, the less of a man you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is faith alone that justifies, but faith that justifies can never be alone. — John Calvin Copy Share Image
The movies I've made about the South, they were my experience and it's something that I know. — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
I feel like today is going to be a good day but I am bringing my shotgun just in case. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image