“I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In times of weakness, choose to put yourself under God's control. — Stormie Omartian Copy Share Image
I'm convinced I will be cleared of all these charges that were unfairly leveled against me. — Joseph Estrada Copy Share Image
You aren't just the age you are. You are all the ages you ever have been! — Kenneth Koch Copy Share Image
Pretty friend: I just got 100 likes on my photo ! athletic friend: I just beat everyone in the school at running… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was first in Sydney in 1993, and have been a few times since then. For someone who didn't know Australia, it… — Colm Toibin Copy Share Image
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny, when guests come over to the house, they want to see my gold medal first and my U.S. Open trophy… — Justin Rose Copy Share Image
This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has… — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
When I say, I'm serious, I'm dead serious. It's a signal that I don't do games anymore. But when I'm crazy, I'm… — Katie Grabil Copy Share Image
I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I'm not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark… — Marc Beland Copy Share Image
When I first started doing press interviews, the big question was, 'Do you think women are funny?' People would ask you that… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
With no object no image and no focus, what are you looking at? You are looking at you looking. — James Turrell Copy Share Image
For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
If some beggar steals a bridle he'll be hung by a man who's stolen a horse. — Peire Cardenal Copy Share Image
Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies. — Barry Cryer Copy Share Image
Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know it's impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? — Jazzjefferies Copy Share Image
I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The Cheyenne Indians: their history and lifeways : edited and illustrated — George Bird Grinnell Copy Share Image
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
To me, the movie is more funny if, at the same time, you can think a little bit or dream a little… — Quentin Dupieux Copy Share Image
“Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.” — Rebecca Murphy Copy Share Image
Women have the right to mount the scaffold; they should likewise have the right to mount the rostrum. — Olympe de Gouges Copy Share Image
