If you prayed as much as you worry, you'd have nothing to worry about. — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Do you know how happiness begins? It begins with no longer being afraid. — Guus Kuijer Copy Share Image
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. — Jackie Collins Copy Share Image
When you see the beloved all around you, everyone is family and everywhere is love. — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
There a 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. — Unnnown Copy Share Image
“It’s a training camp,” Leo realized. He looked at Aphros in awe. “You train heroes, the same way Chiron does?” Aphros nodded,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless one was another… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Sometimes I even feel funny to say I'm in a biracial marriage because people are like, 'Oh, he's Asian?' The subtext is,… — Diane Farr Copy Share Image
I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They… — Jeff Daniels Copy Share Image
“Could I pick some flowers for Miranda?’ I asked. ‘You cannot take these flowers,’ said Zoran. ‘They belong to the government.” — Doug MacLeod Copy Share Image
On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night.… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I look for ghosts; but none will force Their way to me. 'Tis falsely said That there was ever intercourse Between the… — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
Happiness is simply to allow everything to be exactly as it is from moment to moment. — Rupert Spira Copy Share Image
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
YES, I'm pregnant again. YES, I know what causes it. NO I don't think I've had too many! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of youth. — Francois La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
Teacher: I beautiful. What tense is this? Student: obviously past tense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole — John Lydon Copy Share Image
“Cowboy!" she hollered. Every man on the street turned to stare at her.” — Lori Wilde Copy Share Image
Thought is not merely expressed in words, it comes into existence through them — Lev S. Vygotsky Copy Share Image
I'm not single. I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Who’s driving the boat?” Over the motor, I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace. — Don Herold Copy Share Image
Let's rejoice that the herculean task of trying to ignore Harry Potter is almost over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
