Proclaim not all thou knowest, all thou knowest, all thou hast, nor all thou cans't. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you notice something clearly and see it vividly, it then becomes sacred. — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
Doing funny roles is something I enjoy as I am like that in my personal life. — Arbaaz Khan Copy Share Image
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you! — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become. — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I've seen episodes of 'Friends' which are as funny as any sitcom I've ever seen. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
I wouldn't overall say that "The Diagnosis" is a funny book. I would say that it has comic moments. It's a modern… — Alan Lightman Copy Share Image
Instead of improvisers who want to be funny by themselves, we aim to try and make the scene itself as funny as… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's something very funny about giving a menial task to a genius and watching him find so much complexity and overanalyse it… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
In New York we have streets exploding and innocent Buddhist girls being stabbed in the neck and cabdrivers refusing to help her.… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
My love, My love why cant you wait for me instead of you always going and finding somebody else who does not… — Jess Copy Share Image
“He laughed and was about to retort when she grabbed his collar and pulled him into her. She clamped her lips around… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience.… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
It was never supposed to be a hit. It was supposed to be a Joe Morello drum solo, — Paul Desmond Copy Share Image
“Just because he's a dick, doesn't mean you have to be.' 'But he's giving me so much material to work with.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving is the best thing..especially when your parents have done it for you. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz Copy Share Image
A women is not written in Braille...You don't need to touch her to know her.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize our age. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
It's great to be able to pretend you're tough but funny at the same time. — Adam Baldwin Copy Share Image
“Never follow the crowd… Until and unless you're crossing the road...” — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
We’re partial to putting out large amounts of money where we won’t have to make another decision. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Like a good general, I treated everyone who wasnt with me as against me. — Michael Dukakis Copy Share Image
Describe Elvis Presley? He was the greatest who ever was, is or ever will be. — Chuck Berry Copy Share Image
Life has everything in it. But you only see what your perception allow you to see — Bruce H. Lipton Copy Share Image
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You shouldnt waste your time trying to judge the person whose name has been written after this quote. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
