I'm a very funny man, so funny comes natural. And if you want to create horror, you need to be funny or… — Nicolas Winding Refn Copy Share Image
Regardless of our age, experience, or station in life, we are all missionaries. — David A. Bednar Copy Share Image
Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly, usually for the same reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
Nay, Madam, when you are declaiming, declaim; and when you are calculating, calculate. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
It's funny, because even though Bridgerton' is obviously a period drama, Anthony's story is quite modern in the sense that he's reached… — Jonathan Bailey Copy Share Image
Obviously we know Bill Hader is funny and charming, but my question is, can he do raw humanity and naturalism? I think… — Mark Duplass Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one?… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide', and then one morning you wake up and realize you've done slid. — Sugar Ray Robinson Copy Share Image
It's funny, but to me, when you go to a concert hall and hear electronic pieces from the '60s, I think they… — Jonny Greenwood Copy Share Image
Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Roarke didn't quite make it to Eve's office. He found her down the corridor, in front of one of the vending machines.… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
What we get, and all we ever get, from the outside is information; how we choose to act on this information is… — William Glasser Copy Share Image
If you fall once, get up. If you fall twice, get up. If you fall for the third time, tie your shoelaces! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of my goals in life? To finish a tube of chapstick before loosing that motherfucker! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man is part of his canoe, he is part of all that canoes have ever known. — Sigurd F. Olson Copy Share Image
“Do you want me to murder everyone here?!” "“Yes! They’re bad guys!” — Jess-Liz Cross Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
I connect to humor really deeply, so I feel really comfortable just being in funny projects. — Guillermo Diaz Copy Share Image
That hot guy moment; when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And Thought leapt out to wed with Thought Ere Thought could wed itself with Speech. — Alfred Lord Tennyson Copy Share Image
“If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.” — Devon Sampson Copy Share Image
Boys; Ask for pictures with no clothes. Men; Ask for pictures with no makeup. — Elaine Kirby Copy Share Image
Be valyaunt, but not too venturous. Let thy attyre bee comely, but not costly. — John Lyly Copy Share Image
A Relationship Should Be Between (-_-)&(-_-) NOT (-_-)&(-_-)+(-_-)(-_-)(-_-)(-_-)(-_-) — Green Monk Copy Share Image
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
There is no worse evil than a bad woman; and nothing has ever been produced better than a good one. — Euripides Copy Share Image
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Never consider whether you are of use; but ever consider that you are not your own but His. — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
