Hate it when ugly peope say I need my beauty sleep. OH N0, you need to hibernate. ï_(ã)_/ï — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The man who would be fully employed should procure a ship or a woman, for no two things produce more trouble. — Plautus Copy Share Image
The secret of comedy is enjoying it. If you're not laughing, it's not going to be funny. — Sarah Alexander Copy Share Image
If everything goes right, we get a good experience. If everything goes wrong, we get a good story. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called… — Alex Hay Copy Share Image
Whenever you feel sadness in your heart,Dullness in your eyes,paleness on your face and Loneliness in your life…It shows you are suffering… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
We tend to get what we expect - both from ourselves and from others. When we expect more, we tend to get… — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
“The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
Wealth and rank are what men desire, but unless they be obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. Poverty… — Confucius Copy Share Image
The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
The highest calling of leadership is to unlock the potential of others. — Carly Fiorina Copy Share Image
Hey Mom! I have good news! You got a 100% on your math test?! I said I have good news, not a miracle. — Maria Micah Rosales Copy Share Image
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
“Chocolate cake and a diamond ring? In bed with the man of my dreams?” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
Justified" is even better than "just as if I'd never sinned." It is also "just as if I'd always obeyed. — Jerry Bridges Copy Share Image
“I hate it when people say 'follow your heart.' That is not a morally sufficient reason for stalking.” — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he’s like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
When a paradox is widely believed, it is no longer recognized as a paradox. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
WHEN YOUR PEN RUNS OUT: 5% Calmly getting a new one 95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE! . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up elsewhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
