To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Everyone teaches you something. Some teach you what to do, and others teach you what not to do. — Hilda Charlton Copy Share Image
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesnt have any pictures of me either — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
True love for whatever you are doing is the answer to everything. — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
On my adventurers into the porn world, I noticed there's one thing that doesn't exist. Asian men. — Daniel Ellis Copy Share Image
I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During a photo-call with fellow Olympic gold medallist Duncan Goodhew- Pity Steve Ovett didn't show up. Then we could have had the… — Daley Thompson Copy Share Image
“Oliver has stated many times his dislike of hearing advice from his younger sister, so it is his own fault if he… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
'Smart Funny & Black' came about because I felt that black comedians were being considered as only capable of a certain type… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
“And you, Lord Bridgerton," she replied in a tone that could have frozen champagne, "are almost as handsome as your brother." Colin… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“What?" I said, suspicion starting to rise in me. "When did they start coming after you?" "Was it— was it after the… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
God didn't create you to be average. You were created to excel You have everything — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding. — Mickey Rivers Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.” — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone isn't texting you back and then you see them update their status from Mobile.. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Achingly funny as it was, Larry Gelbart's writing gave off sparks that turned a hard light on the way we are. — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ. — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. — Russell Lynes Copy Share Image
And I say to you, you are Kepha, and on this kepha I will build my church. — William Hendriksen Copy Share Image
If you haven't been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It's not so much what you do, it's just how well you do it, and that you do, do it. — Layne Beachley Copy Share Image
I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do. — Sid Vicious Copy Share Image
Doing the 'I'm thinking really hard face' when the teacher looks at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The less make up you have on the more attractive you become. I don't make the rules. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
