Everything keeps its best nature only by being put to its best use. — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
Is it really hard to let go of someone or is it because you still hope there's a chance? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch E.T, why the fuck does he wanna watch his ex girlfriend find her way home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates?” — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
There is so much Everything that Nothing is hidden quite nicely — Wislawa Szymborska Copy Share Image
Being a journalist, Hacker had no particular talent for reporting facts. — Jonathan Lynn Copy Share Image
If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least… — Joe Harsel Copy Share Image
It's funny, because what happens to me when I read a script, when something grabs hold of me, I start getting these… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
“What's that?" "He just fell from that tower!" "Is he dead?" "He's alive, I think." Someone bent over me. "Are you alive?"… — Liesl Shurtliff Copy Share Image
It's funny, I'm very analytical in my real life, but in terms of my films, I try to not analyze them at… — Noah Baumbach Copy Share Image
“I don’t think that you should tell me that you love me wildly, passionately, devotedly, hopelessly. Hopelessly doesn’t seem to make much… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When I came out to Hollywood in 1985, I thought that I would be sitcom star. I'm a tall, skinny, goofy guy.… — Doug Jones Copy Share Image
“He texts back: I love you. I'm starting to text back, I love you, too, when my phone rings. It's Peter's house… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“There is something funny about the human condition, and civilized intelligence makes fun of its own ideas.” — Saul Bellow Herzog Copy Share Image
“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.” — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the superior religions had their growth between the Ganga and the Euphrates. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
If everything you do works, then you're not taking many risks and probably aren't innovating either. — Paul Buchheit Copy Share Image
I hope my complaints about the weather have made the weather seem comparatively less annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny that Friday the 13th is before Valentines? Horror at its best! — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar. — John Glenn Copy Share Image
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down. — Collis Potter Huntington Copy Share Image
Even excessive reprimand/reproach/censure can make someone resolute for success. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But if i sit here and weep I'll be blown over by the slightest of breeze — Laura Marling Copy Share Image
Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice. — Miley McCormick Copy Share Image
I think most Black women are funny. Whether we get credit or not, we just are; we're hilarious. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
When you have a bunch of cash in your wallet, you'll buy anything. But the last 10$ can last an entire week.. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
