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Some days I look at Tessa and I just think this is such a funny little relationship that we have. — Scott Moir Copy Share Image
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The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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“There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a… — Randy Glasbergen Copy Share Image
We had times in '66 and '67 when we would pick up a platoon of privates out of the receiving barracks the… — R. Lee Ermey Copy Share Image
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When someone says 'I like your shirt.' I look down to see what I am wearing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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On this twelfth day of my diet I would rather die satiated than slim. — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
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Sometimes I ask, God, seriously, seriously, really...how, how, how did she not come out blond? — Nicolle Walters Copy Share Image
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When I was five I said I wanted to be either a funny man or on an advert. — Angus Deayton Copy Share Image
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I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
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Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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