Yo its funny how all the chickens be always servin us. All up in between they ass where they wanna carry us. — Busta Rhymes Copy Share Image
Our very life depends on everythings' recurring til we answer from within. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny. — Josh McDermitt Copy Share Image
Cat city meow,cat cat city meow,mil mil milk that came from a country cow — Wes Campton Copy Share Image
The THINGS that COUNT most IN LIFE ARE the THINGS that CAN'T BE COUNTED. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
“That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine." Four pairs of eyes looked at her… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
One of my best friends growing up was Vietnamese, and he and his mom would teach me how to say certain things… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
UPA governments appeal to the Indian people (though it is only a gossip now, Man Mohan Singhs government might make such an… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
“I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I'm might know I'll loss a fight before I even start even if I give it all I got ,but I'm as… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
It's so good to get up in the morning and see a donkey - they're just unbelievably beautiful and funny. My donkey… — John Nettles Copy Share Image
The hugely popular Windows 95 operating system revolutionized the software world thanks to its capability of accomplishing the seemingly impossible task of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it… — Billiam Coronel Copy Share Image
When you only have $3.00 and you must choose between gas or Mc.Donald's . THE STRUGGLE IS REAL! — Dj Adams Copy Share Image
Gari in Russian means "burn!"... I want to test myself, a trial by fire, so that my I is burned off. — Romain Gary Copy Share Image
... the science we are after is not about mathematicals either none of them, you see, is separable. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Charles was constitutionally incapable of being a constitutional monarch. — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say Goodbye! to someone but you both walk off in the same direction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top… — Jack Morris Copy Share Image
A scientist describes what is. An engineer creates what never was. — Theodore von Karman Copy Share Image
The number one rule of comedy acting is 'don't try to be funny.' Act as seriously as possible. — Daniel J. Goor Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Only when I follow my love for my objective is it I myself who act. — Rudolf Steiner Copy Share Image
“I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But that doesn't mean it isn't real." -Abe Sapien” — John Arcudi Copy Share Image
My girlfriends are my most valuable possessions, thats why I keep them locked up in closet. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
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It was funny, when I got to Australia to The Presidents Cup, I ate about 6,000 calories. — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
Kelsey Grammer has launched his own website to refute stories about him in the tabloids. — Andy Waits Copy Share Image
There is none of you but will hang me, I know, whenever you can clinch me within your power. — Bartholomew Roberts Copy Share Image
You go beyond 'I want it. I want to have it' - to - 'I'm going to have it — Marilyn Horne Copy Share Image
I just like working with people that I respect and think are really funny. — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
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