Here's to hopefully still having jobs when we return from Labor Day weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Amidst the rush of worldly comings and goings, I observe how all endings become beginnings — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
Beauty in all things-no, we cannot hope for that; but some place set apart for it. — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
Im shy at first, but once Im comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit. — Nate Copy Share Image
What's the speed limit for sex? . . . 68, coz at 69 u have to turn around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced thatpeople actually think your stupid — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us.… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
“Hey," Trenton said, breathless and sweaty. He pulled a few yellow strands of fake hair from his face. "Did you lose a… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“I need another drink!” I said as a second attempt to change the subject. “Shots!” America yelled. Shepley rolled his eyes. “Oh,… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
The drawings in 'Portal' were actually me scribbling that stuff... I had a funny moment when I realized that someone gotten 'The… — Kim Swift Copy Share Image
“Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he… — James Denton Copy Share Image
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
... Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Don't sidestep suffering. You have to go through it to get where you're going. — Katherine Anne Porter Copy Share Image
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
All people have a photographic memory, some just don't have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?” “What do you think?” “Then I’m not going to let… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont hate you...I just hope that you start your period in a tank full of sharks — Stacie Copy Share Image
Making any statement of your feelings is risky. It's just like making pictures. — Joel Meyerowitz Copy Share Image
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God requireth not an uniformity of Religion to be inacted and inforced in any civill state. — Roger Williams Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Need an excuse to end a conversation? Try this: Fuck I have to go, my goldfish is drowning — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God is most certainly not threatened by science; He made it all possible. — Francis Collins Copy Share Image
