I don’t spend much because a lot of it is freebies. Though, usually, I pay. — Sonam Kapoor Copy Share Image
“In his experience, ‘trust me’ was just a polite way of saying ‘brace yourself.” — Janus Lucky Copy Share Image
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
Im a leader not a follower, but if its a dark place then screw it your going first! — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
“I’d like to say I’m not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie.” — Lisa Daily Copy Share Image
Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the… — Babloo Copy Share Image
A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have… — Jean Chretien Copy Share Image
I did a show in Amsterdam where I was supposed to do only two songs but I ended up doing 13 because… — Adore Delano Copy Share Image
If you're public speaking, imagine yourself feeling confident; if you're nervous about a date and thinking, 'I'm gonna be a dork,' picture… — Lindsey Stirling Copy Share Image
When someone calls me up and wants me to do something, of course I am open to it. But I am not… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. — Woody Alle Copy Share Image
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Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself, — John McCain Copy Share Image
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Sometimes, everyone is right. Not always and not even usually, but once in a while, everyone is right. — Cherie Priest Copy Share Image
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If I could say with words what my dances express, I wouldn’t have a reason to dance. — Mary Wigman Copy Share Image
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God understands that part of us which is more than what we think we are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
If you inquire into the hurt, you'll know what you're experiencing is love. — Duncan Trussell Copy Share Image
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If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
We are not here to just exist; but to find the strength to co-exist. — Brian Austin Green Copy Share Image
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
