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Perfection is attained, not when no more can be added, but when no more can be removed. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
It's funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that's so beautiful, and to remember the particulars. — Amy Ryan Copy Share Image
If LOVE could talk to you about your relationship with food, what would it say? — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
All we have to see is that I don't belong to you, and you don't belong to me. — George Michael Copy Share Image
I may have to support the legalization of marijuana just so my Criminal Procedure reading can be 70% shorter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid! — Jake Anderson Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they're like hey what are you doing here? and I'm just like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
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At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is… — John M Eades Copy Share Image
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There is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest, for there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion. — Christopher Smart Copy Share Image
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“I need to get ready. Ash? Touch the food and I won't take you for a driving lesson tomorrow. Dad? Touch it… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I know my limits. I dont pay any attention to them, but I know them. — Charith Thilina Copy Share Image
There are so many great directors that I haven't worked with and that I would love to work with. — Jeremy Piven Copy Share Image
Never masturbate to a fantasy involving anyone you might actually have to interact with. Trust me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
All I know is that I must soon die, but what I know least is this very death which I cannot escape. — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I'm not inventing anything new, I'm just using existing material differently. — Shigeru Ban Copy Share Image
I dont like being told someones interpretation of something that I do. — Jonathan Brandis Copy Share Image
My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are not doing what you love, then start doing it, even if it is only part-time. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Forgiveness.. It Is The Wonderful Smell That A Flower Gives., When its Being Crushed..!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I received a dollar for every facebook post that was posted in a month I would be richer than Bill Gates. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
