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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everything is full and pure at its source and precisely there, not outside. — Meister Eckhart Copy Share Image
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. — Charles Dudley Warner Copy Share Image
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What happens most deeply inside you is worthy of your whole love. — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
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Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration. — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
It is a difficult thing to like anybody else's ideas of being funny. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
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Good Things Happen For Stupid Reasons And Stupid Things Happen For Good Reasons — Edwin Haynes Copy Share Image
in china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Parents usually know where a teen-age son is: he is in the family car; but they dont know where the car is. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
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Study as though you cannot catch up to it, and as though you fear you are going to lose it. — Confucius Copy Share Image
Some kids want drugs, some want alcohol. Honestly, all I want is a good nap. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves Copy Share Image
Approfondement is a French word that means 'playing easily in the deep.' — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
He who doesn't know anger doesn't know anything. He doesn't know the immediate. — Henri Michaux Copy Share Image
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Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
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