A REAL man can get closer to a girl's heart , without unbuttoning her shirt — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis Copy Share Image
Sometimes you find that what is most personal is also what connects you most strongly with others. — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
The very commonplaces of life are components of its eternal mystery. — Gertrude Atherton Copy Share Image
Aggression only breeds more aggression. It only creates more fear and anger. — Margaret J. Wheatley Copy Share Image
“Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Kit," said a female voice, "what's wrong with the fridge? All the food's gone. No, wait, there's a really ugly alien in… — Diane Duane Copy Share Image
When I first saw 'Broken' Matt Hardy, I thought to myself, 'Umm...' I actually said to Jeremy Borash 'Why is he talking… — Gail Kim Copy Share Image
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If you can write someone off as a bad person, then it's easier, but when someone is also great and noble and… — Boy George Copy Share Image
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
It's so funny that Hollywood has become so entrenched in its formulas. Because what I've experienced is that the good stuff comes… — John Cho Copy Share Image
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :) Life: LOL, give me a second! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How does one make a movie about decadence these days? Now that we're allowed to do it, it's too late. — Wilfrid Sheed Copy Share Image
“An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know.” — Peter Boghossian Copy Share Image
Happiness is being retired and spending all of my kids' inheritance before I die! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police have special ability from an ice. Whenever police say 'FREEZE!!' all people that they want will frozen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even the day. — Dame Mary Gilmore Copy Share Image
I don't get it. If sperm contains more life than blood, then why don't vampires suck dick? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sailors, with their built in sense of order, service and discipline, should really be running the world. — Nicholas Monsarrat Copy Share Image
There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's a miracle when we finally discover whom we're best equipped to serve. — Fred Rogers Copy Share Image
Wanna know something cool! press +w to get a thumbs up from ur compuetr screen — Drummer Copy Share Image
When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
A natural sponge is not as funny. A square sponge also fit that squeaky-clean idea I was going for. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
I cannot, in good conscience, allow money to be wasted on a failure. — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
