We're not too young for love, just too young for about everything there is that goes with love. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny, sometimes life just comes down to bringing a little bit of light to somebody when you can. — Derek Trucks Copy Share Image
I may be crazy, funny,random, and slightly insane.. but u gotta love me :D — Paul Emmanuel Copy Share Image
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. — Eliza Brittany Lawn Copy Share Image
If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“It's just so sad what we're willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the world, you know? The mutilating, the tweezing,… — Yvonne Prinz Copy Share Image
“He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.” — James Dashner Copy Share Image
Dear kids on are you smarter than a 5th grader, what elementary school did you go to? Sincerely, I didn't learn that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs at the zoo, now don't be mad because I am there… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays. — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
If your plan A doesnt work, dont sweat it. The alphabet has 25 more letters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must stop looking for a reason to call someone a fool...all you need is a mouth! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
By the time that product is ready to be distributed widely, it will already have established customers. — Eric Ries Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of my very close friends asked me -: Hey! Did you learn Arabic? And I replied . . . . . . . *ILLA* — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman… Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It's funny how you can share a flat with someone and still miss them so much.” — Sophia Bennett Copy Share Image
The point of life is not to get anywhere-it is to notice that you are, and have always been, already there. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
