Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Does Playboy still run fiction?” “I have absolutely no idea, Melinda,” he said, grinning.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
I, who have never willfully pained another, have no business to pain myself. — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago. — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Set Your Goals High Enough To Inspire You And Low Enough To Encourage You — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. — George Burns Copy Share Image
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Everybody in!" I said. Which was when we discovered the final problem. Little Echos aren't designed to hold six, count them six,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Ah my daughter. Eighteen and already you've been accused of murder, aided felons and acquired a death count higher than most guardians… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon, If you listen to popular rumour; From morning to night he's so joyous and… — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
God is funny like that, He is funny. He rips your heart and He makes you believe. He makes you believe the… — Dawn Staley Copy Share Image
When your wife says glass is half empty, don't ever pour philosophy of half empty is half full, just fill her glass… — Adhir Amdavadi Copy Share Image
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