We don't have to start all over again and try to keep the slate clean. There is no more slate. — Jerry Bridges Copy Share Image
“All I could do was laugh, but it wasn’t funny. I find it incredibly sad to be tickled by an orphan.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The Eucharist is everything, because from the Eucharist, everything is — Peter Julian Eymard Copy Share Image
Don't solve all your problems today. Be sure to avoid or ignore them later! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My friend thinks he's so smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. so I through a coconut… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, child? Aren't you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature? I don't think I shall bother,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“His response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“But Rosa soon made the discovery that Miss Twinkleton didn't read fairly. She cut the love-scenes, interpolated passages in praise of female… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Age is the most terrible misfortune that can happen to any man; other evils will mend, this is every day getting worse. — George James Copy Share Image
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