There are two things you never turn down: sex and appearing on television. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die tomorrow. — Vicky Copy Share Image
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To live with God is to live always in the present, with him who is the eternal Now. — John Robinson Copy Share Image
The Nixonization of Obama has started. The Hooverization comes next. — Robert Prechter Copy Share Image
The only job worse is a javelin catcher at a track - and - field meet. — Gump Worsley Copy Share Image
My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“As Confucius once said, "He who does nothing is the one who does nothing."' Gabby pondered the words, the furrowed her brow.… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“If you're signing up all the pretty girls in Alden, I want to join too," Max told Christy. "We aren't taking men,"… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
It's funny, I used to say on 'That 70's Show', you could really put us in any decade, and it was about… — Laura Prepon Copy Share Image
In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff… — Mandira Bedi Copy Share Image
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own,… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going… — Majel Barrett Copy Share Image
