“That’s the funny thing about truth. Give it enough time and it’ll see its own way through.” — Dylan Lee Peters Copy Share Image
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. — Geoffrey Parfitt Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I may not be able to pull on the smallest of holds, but those I can pull on I can pull on… — Jimmy Jewel Copy Share Image
Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,… — Sadie Copy Share Image
Thinks its funny how the family'' that is never there are the first to tell you what needs changed in your life! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
If you don't have a moral question governing your society, then you don't have a society that is going to survive. — Oren Lyons Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Journalists aren't supposed to praise things. It's a violation of work rules almost as serious as buying drinks with our own money… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Mariah is a beautiful and talented person, and I've had a crush on her for as long as I can remember. Every… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
“Haley took a deep breath and said,“I’m gay.”“You’re gay?” the obnoxious guy who’d been sniffing around her and bugging the heck out… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
Don't tell me what to do, don't tell me what to say. And please, when I go out with you, don't put… — Lesley Gore Copy Share Image
