You can see in others what they don't see in themselves and what the world doesn't see in them, — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun…and live to tell about it the next day.” — Ronda Thompson Copy Share Image
Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour." — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We see things but we don't see them, like things that slid through the mind, one flowing into another. — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
“She chuckles. "If you love it now, you should see it before. Back before there's more hotels and bars than shells. Back… — Kristen Hubbard Copy Share Image
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I'm a very jovial guy. I like to laugh, and when things strike me as funny, I don't hide the fact that… — Michael Rooker Copy Share Image
Police are looking for a suspected dicribed as FUNNY SEXY AND GREAT IN BED your UGLY ASS is safe but ware sould… — Unknow Copy Share Image
“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
When 'Indian Idol 2' started, I believed we would have a female idol this time. Unfortunately, that didn't happen and it is… — Anu Malik Copy Share Image
Focus on the positive things in your life and you'll be shocked at how many more positive things start happening — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
