We ought never to scoff at the wretched, for who can be sure of continued happiness? — Jean de La Fontaine Copy Share Image
We just started seeing a nutritionist who changes our diet every 10 days. — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Strangers think Im quiet. My friends think Im outgoing. My best friends think Im completely insane. — Narenkumar Copy Share Image
“His fingers lightly grazed my cheek. "I didn't know you before. When you're not there, I can't concentrate. I'm wondering where you… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
I will say it once, I will say it twice and I will say it a third time but if I have… — Jasmina Siderovski Copy Share Image
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Do you really think Card's tell us future?? If they do,i raised my hand to the love of god and got you..!!!… — Nikhil Copy Share Image
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or… — Billy Magnussen Copy Share Image
If I'm ever at a mall or some kind of place where there's a lot of younger girls, some people will recognize… — Jake Epstein Copy Share Image
