Funny Quotes · Page 420

Vulnerability is the cornerstone of confidence.

— Brené Brown

The artist must say it without saying it.

— Duke Ellington

“I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”

— Dan Howell

I don't even know how that happened...

— Katie Grabil

A fair day's wages for a fair day's work.

— Thomas Carlyle

I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.

— Ridley Scott

Happy is he who bears a god within.

— Louis Pasteur

We can only avoid the traps we can see.

— Stefan Molyneux

I have chosen to be happy because it is goo for my health.

— Voltaire

You will either learn to manage money, or the lack of it will manage you.

— Dave Ramsey

Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decide to declare independence in winter

— Anonymous

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

— Anonymous

Many Things That Are True Are True Because You Believe Them.

— Seth Godin

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.

— Henry Spencer

Finally, I'm done my work! *flips page* OH DAMN THERES A BACK SIDE?

— Anonymous

We must ask nothing of artists but to be of their own time.

— Eileen Gray

“Jake wasn't about to be seduced like some schoolgirl. Not by a man who went by the unlikely name of Tornado, not…

— Chris Owen

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far Ive finished two…

— SangFroid Stalker

It doesn't matter how many people adore you or how skinny, successful, smart, talented, funny, kind, or compassionate you are. None of…

— Amanda de Cadenet

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.

— Michael Caine

“Aurora sagged. "Why is it," she asked, "that every time I'm with you two we end up stealing something big?" "We always…

— Derek Landy

“I explained my opinion of the ship’s logic. “That is a strange designation,” said the ship. “While I have certain organic elements…

— Dan Simmons

When the good pictures come, we hope they tell truths, but truths 'told slant,' just as Emily Dickinson commanded.

— Sally Mann

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

— Anonymous

Truth cannot be imparted. [] It must be inflicted.

— Brian Evenson

They import and they consume reality.

— Robinson Jeffers

Your thoughts of God are too human

— Martin Luther

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

— Ryan Reynolds

Eastward I go only by force; but westward I go free.

— Henry David Thoreau

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

— Craig Ferguson

Transition begins in forgiveness.

— Marion Woodman

The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

— Donald Trump

He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

— Winston Churchill

I will protect those who cannot protect themselves.

— Brandon Sanderson

We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.

— David J. Farber

What we love to do we find time to do.

— John Lancaster Spalding

Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja!

— Sho Kosugi

I am the Devil and I'm here to do the Devil's business.

— Tex Watson

If you love anything set it free unless it is a tiger..

— Kshitij Roshan

Everybody is friends when things are bad enough.

— Ernest Hemingway