Girl-ily...boy- baby spell it out it makes me smile harder :) girl- I'm leaving you boy- -_______- — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
A woman always remembers where and when she got married; a man sometimes forgets why! — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really think about things too much, but people are going to form impressions about you if you play football, aren't… — Jimmy Bullard Copy Share Image
I think it's funny. There was a time when men were afraid that somebody would reveal some secret of theirs that was… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me… — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm… — Ryah Copy Share Image
Comedy is best when it's a reaction to something. When you're talking about a topic, and when your friend says something funny… — Mark Critch Copy Share Image
We were doing a gig in Spain and yet again had four hotel rooms that never get used. We always share a… — Leigh-Anne Pinnock Copy Share Image
