I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
I do things I don't know how to do in order to learn how to do them. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
I would really love to do a musical, I don't know in what capacity but something funny. — Billie Piper Copy Share Image
People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing… — Uzo Aduba Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to .. the GCMG… — Anthony Sampson Copy Share Image
If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don't like it. They shouldn't find it funny; they should seriously believe in… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
I want to be part of movies that have important and interesting subjects but are not depressing and are rather satirical and… — Terence Lewis Copy Share Image
Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good… — Lauren London Copy Share Image
It's funny, because when you tell people you've stopped drinking, there's an automatic reaction. People ask, 'Was it a lifestyle choice or… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
