I balked at nothing, I was above nothing. Everything had something to teach me. — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The four most important words in any marriage...'Ill do the dishes.' — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When I get emotional about something, that's usually when funny comes. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
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Are we celebrating the fact that Guy Fawkes got caught trying to blow up parliament or he tried to have a go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like with 'Parks and Recreation,' it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing, 'The Office,' because millions and millions and millions and millions of people didn't watch it. But culturally, it… — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
This nigga Magic Johnson own a basketball team, baseball team nd a movie theatre.. Fuck kind of Aids he got???? FINANCIAL AIDS??? — Deon Crockett Copy Share Image
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