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When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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A famous inspirational speaker said: Best year of my life were spent inthe arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife Audience was… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
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