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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
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I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and… — Millie Bobby Brown Copy Share Image
In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
The things you have that money won't buy are the things that will enable you to get more of the things that… — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
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