I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad. — Kimberly Elise Copy Share Image
I hate when someone gets lost in my eyes & they forget what they're telling me. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
We must do away with the absolutely specious notion that everybody has to earn a living. — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses.. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Rock music is a funny thing: You can actually take it too far sometimes, and then it's not rock music anymore -… — Joe Satriani Copy Share Image
There haven't been a lot of superhero movies with female leads, and there have been even fewer - if any - that… — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and… — Ben Berger Copy Share Image
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Something about a performance - it's in the air, it's in the moment. It never really bothers me when something goes wrong;… — Greg Kurstin Copy Share Image
“What’s so funny?” I asked, horrified, trying to think of an inconspicuous way to check my breath. “Of everything you’ve done, this… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
