We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here! — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
If I get mad at you, please just understand me. Im just being paranoid because I love you too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's how I'm going to beat you. I'm going to outwork you. That's it. That's all there is to it. — Pat Summitt Copy Share Image
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My God! What is there in this place that a man should ever want to get into it? — James A. Garfield Copy Share Image
There is a fine line between tanning and looking a like a bag of doritos raped you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pops added,you know, they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve. And if you do, you never get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims. By-rN — Ezra Miller Copy Share Image
“Jase props himself up on an elbow, looking at me for a minute without saying anything. His face gets an unreadable expression,… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown… — David Ogden Stiers Copy Share Image
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Just as we don't spend a lot of time worrying about how all those poets out there are going to monetize their… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
He who keeps danger in mind, is he who will rest safe in his seat; he who keeps ruin in mind, is… — Confucius Copy Share Image
