I'm an Elvis fan because it was Elvis who really got me out of Liverpool. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
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Scientifically I am feeling the effect of chemicals being sent to my brain, but theoretically I love you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
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CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
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My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“An actual date with a boy. This is possibly, definitely the number one best thing that’s ever happened to me. And I… — Becky Albertalli Copy Share Image
Boy: "Wanna see a magic trick?" "Sure!" Boy: "POOF! Hey, you're single." Boy: "Wanna hear a joke?" Girl: "Sure?" Boy: "Our Relationship..." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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