Some things are right, whether nobody sees you doing them or not. — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“A missed opportunity? It is like surviving an assassination attempt.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
Let's just say that most people, when learning a new language, are only interested in 'funny' words. — Josephine Jobert Copy Share Image
“Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Every apostle or disciple, as much as they're running to follow their savior- they're running just as hard to escape something else. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad… — Chet Atkins Copy Share Image
I was approached to do 'MythBusters' in 2002. I didn't think it would go anywhere, but I guess anything can happen if… — Jamie Hyneman Copy Share Image
“I call the right axe Sorrow," she said. "You know what I call the left one?" "Happiness?" "Sorrow. I can't tell them… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
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But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what… — Rick Allen Copy Share Image
Blank 1 Told Blank 3 something about Blank 2. Now Blank 2 Is Pissed Because Blank 3 Told On Blank 1. Now Blank 1 Want To Fight Blank 3. — Tee Shepard Copy Share Image
“Tex's head snapped in my direction. Fuckin' A, woman, you've never had a s'more? he boomed I shook my head. Christ, everyone's… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
