I never practice my guitar. From time to time I just open the case & throw in a piece of raw meat. — Wes Montgomery Copy Share Image
Funny how I have answers to all questions but realized that some are actually wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Of course I wanted to know. I was a writer. I wanted to know everything. — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done… — Sarah Kane Copy Share Image
“Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run. No! If you save somebody's life three times, their life… — Moira Young Copy Share Image
Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Something I think is amazing about 'Ted Lasso,' and we didn't know if it would work, but it's funny when you think… — Brett Goldstein Copy Share Image
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“First rule of thievery,' Eli said, grinning, 'only run if you're not coming back.' (...) 'First rule of thievery, never use the… — Rachel Aaron Copy Share Image
When I got a call to do the voice of Johnny in an episode of 'American Dad' titled 'I Can't Stan You,'… — Paul Butcher Copy Share Image
