Women, O, women! They'll find the baddest meanin' in your words & hold it up. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Living isn't just about doing for yourself,but what you do for others as well. — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
All are called to be what in the reality of God they already are. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
You can count how many seeds are in the apple, but not how many apples are in the seed. — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
I can't be around depressed people, I laugh when people cry. I don't mean to I just find it funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dad says there are more than three thousand letters in the Japanese alphabet, which could pose a problem. There are only twenty-six… — Rin Chupeco Copy Share Image
I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when your lying in bed with your eyes closed and someone says your name and you say what… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
“Chase said, “It was a crazy idea.” An impossible idea. “Nothing is impossible, Chase, only improbable. And when you can see into… — Adrienne Wilder Copy Share Image
If a single teacher cant teach us all the subjects, Then¦ How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ? — Kand3n Copy Share Image
I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white. I'm… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The streams with softest sound are flowing, The grass you almost hear it growing, You hear it now, if e'er you can. — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
