I assure you that the world is not so amusing as we imagined. — Pierre Choderlos de Laclos Copy Share Image
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
It is better to be part of a great whole than to be the whole of a small part. — Frederick Douglass Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who have known freedom and then lost it, have never known it again — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Imagine if you've got the diva of all divas. If we've got to be somewhere at five or six o'clock, I tell… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a… — Martha Plimpton Copy Share Image
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Humour is learned behaviour, and I know exactly why I learned to be funny. I did it from a very early age.… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
“What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
Study finds that if someone likes your stuff on Facebook/Instagram you're 56% more likely to do a favor for them. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
