“I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We cannot control what others do to us, but through God we can control the way we respond to them. — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small! — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying… — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love taking something that is understood to be funny or charming or sweet or naive and instilling it with some degree… — David Lowery Copy Share Image
“I look. At the two-thirty spot I see a group of men watching two women kiss. I've never entirely understood why men… — A.M. Homes Copy Share Image
I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Okay, first of all, I didn’t sleep with you to make amends. I slept with you because I wanted to.” He still… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
We're not trying to make a reality show at all. The show gets described sometimes as a reality show, sometimes as a… — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
Men: If you are a person of faith Sunday morning is a great time to get in touch with God and just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
