Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Laws and institutions, like clocks, must occasionally be cleaned, wound up, and set to true time. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
The grand tune is the only thing in music that the great public really understands. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share Image
What is it that you like doing? If you don't like it, get out of it, because you'll be lousy at it. — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got me one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Doctor put his finger to his lips and Martha nodded and followed him as quietly as she could. Wet leaves squelched… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When I came up, football was about gladiators . . . When we hit somebody and he didnt get up, we didnt… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
The only way we can keep our freedom is to work at it. Not some of us. All of us. Not some… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
When nearly a third of our high school students do not graduate on time with their peers, we have work to do.… — Christine Gregoire Copy Share Image
“Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
