People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
Sometimes we forgive others simply because we still want them in our life. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Forgiveness is setting the prisoner free, only to find out that the prisoner was me. — Corrie Ten Boom Copy Share Image
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
My stepfather was a brilliant and funny psychiatrist but he was a hound dog. He just didn't know how to be faithful. — Sean Hepburn Ferrer Copy Share Image
“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I’ve long advised that bloggers seeking to make money from blogging spread their interests across multiple revenue streams so as not to… — Darren Rowse Copy Share Image
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
“Power comes at a price, love," Veliss replied through bared teeth, maintaining the smile she offered to the townsfolk lining the square.… — Anthony Ryan Copy Share Image
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You're either recording a hit song or you're not; you've either got something that's worth recording or you haven't. — Gus Dudgeon Copy Share Image
