I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
He that sympathizes in all the happiness of others, perhaps himself enjoys the safest happiness. — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you lose : Who cares ?! It's just a game ! When you win: HAHAHA IN YOUR FACE LOSER ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is better to be the cause of an effect rather than be the effect that was caused. — Richard Machowicz Copy Share Image
The dumb blonde stereotype only applies to girls. Blond guys aren't dumb, they are evil like in The Karate Kid or WWII. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
To me, being funny is more important than making a point, but I don't know. Most politicians are so interested in making… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
He did not hate me because I was hatepurf he did not shoot me because he knew I was BulIetpurf it attacks… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
“On the other hand the Nac Mac Feegle were always looking for a fight, in a cheerful sort of way, and when… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
I'm so bad at dancing that I've actually been in two movies where the director of the film saw me dancing and… — Emily Hampshire Copy Share Image
“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future… — Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard Copy Share Image
It's funny because I was offered film parts the first week after 'The Office' went out. I was sent a script, and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
