Sometimes a lady wants to be woken up with a face between her legs... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The summer heat has made me exhausted from trying to dress as slutty as everyone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
'All boys are the same.' said the 12 year old girl after her 3 day relationship ended. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's closest to your heart is what you talk about, and if God is close to your heart, you'll talk about Him. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
I was just at home walking around at home, and I started feel, well, just funny. You know how you can feel… — Phil Rudd Copy Share Image
When 'Mean Girls' came out, I was 15. So I saw that movie and was like, 'That is so funny.' But it… — Barrett Wilbert Weed Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that I don't like the stuff I put out into the world, because I genuinely enjoy my videos and… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes DESSERTS. — Scot Kennedy Copy Share Image
During my school days my teacher always used to wear sun glasses, do you know why? Because I was such a bright… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?. . . . — Shy Boy Copy Share Image
I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one… — Lenny Kravitz Copy Share Image
“You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark… — Kady Cross Copy Share Image
