History is often not what actually happened but what is recorded as such. — Henry L. Stimson Copy Share Image
Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Another way of approaching the thing is to consider it unnamed, unnameable. — Francis Ponge Copy Share Image
I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to. — George Burns Copy Share Image
If you don't have anything to say, your photographs aren't going to say much. — Gordon Parks Copy Share Image
It's funny - before, I would say I'm not sure I can change a diaper in my life and now it's, 'I… — Maryse Mizanin Copy Share Image
It's funny because I remember playing 'Grand Turismo,' and I would get yelled at by my brother for moving the controller as… — AJ Lee Copy Share Image
People are often surprised that I am so upbeat. I'm always hearing, 'You're so light and funny, and your books are so… — John Searles Copy Share Image
...Terry Jackson, who is the Miami Herald's automotive writer and TV critic. That's correct: This man gets paid to drive new cars… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
'Jurassic Park' movies don't fit into a specific genre. They're sci-fi adventures that also have to be funny, emotional, and scary as… — Colin Trevorrow Copy Share Image
Once in a while, I played second base; once in a while, outfield. But those were just pickup games and softball leagues.… — George Steinbrenner Copy Share Image
“She ought to call him Benjamin, but it was too intimate, too soft. "My lord?" she ventured, only half serious. "Good, God,… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
