When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are 2 reasons why we dont trust people: 1. We dont know them. 2. We do know them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure for boredom. — Stendhal Copy Share Image
Pro-gas-ti-na-tion¦ Waiting to fill up your tank while hoping the gas prices will actually go down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? No no… — Curly_girl Copy Share Image
“He chuckled into my hair. My body decided this would be a fine moment to remember that his body was wrapped around… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I think you must be some kind of a freak. Either that or you’re trying to convert me to your secret horse… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
Dear EGNSLIH TECAEHR As lnog as the fsrit & lsat lteter r in the smae palce, u can siltl raed tihs. Sincerely… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“What the fuck is going on Lor? What the hell did you do last night? What did you say to Kacey? Who… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down… — Ron White Copy Share Image
“I can't dance, remember?" I whispered. "It's just a tango. It is like sex, except with clothes on." Then, squeezing me closer:… — Joe Schreiber Copy Share Image
