If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
I'll take the accolades when they are there and I'll take it on the chin when things aren't great. — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
That shot moved like... I was going to say a shop, but the shop's shut — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
If I don't have a bet or a drink today, then I've done well. And I can start again tomorrow. — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
When I first showed up at Villa I thought we had a weird old dressing room. — Paul Merson Dressing room Copy Share Image
To win the Champions League with Porto, you have to be tactically acute — Paul Merson Champion Copy Share Image
When you start drinking, everything goes out of the window. You don't care about anything. You don't even care about yourself. — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
It's alright people saying they get £100,000-a-week, they get paid well or whatever, but they want to play football. — Paul Merson Football Copy Share Image
Don't put too much pressure on Jack Wilshere... in years to come I think he will be an Arsenal great like Liam… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
Agents in this day and age, they're not just agents. They're a parent, they're a best friend, they're a financial advisor, they… — Paul Merson Age Copy Share Image
Hakim Ziyech has got a left foot that can open a can of worms, Timo Werner scores plenty of goals, Tammy Abraham… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
I like Tammy Abraham and Olivier Giroud, they are good players, but are they going to win you the Premier League? No,… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
I played at Aston Villa for four years and most of the time I loved it there, but typically it took me… — Paul Merson Football Copy Share Image
To work under Brendan Rodgers would certainly be a good move for Ainsley Maitland-Niles but the most important thing for the player… — Paul Merson Football Copy Share Image
We grew up in an age of playing reserve team football at the stadium. If the first team were playing away, you'd… — Paul Merson Age Copy Share Image
“Glenn could see I was bricking it and turned round to me as I sat there, gripping the armrests. "You all right?"… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
I've lost millions. The money's not the problem it's the sanity. You go insane. As soon as the bets on you are… — Paul Merson Hate Copy Share Image
There is one thing that will never change in football. The centre forward is only as good as the people that are… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
There are not many players about who can go up front and be a target man, be strong, put his body in… — Paul Merson Body Copy Share Image
“I crawled back to bed, knowing I was done for. Hours later, the phone in our room started ringing. It was George.… — Paul Merson Board games Copy Share Image
United won't fall asleep against Liverpool. They'll win it in their sleep — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
If you want to be successful, you need consistency and if you don't have it, you've got no chance. — Paul Merson Chance Copy Share Image
I couldn't believe Wolves let Matt Doherty go. For the price Wolves let him go for, I didn't get that one at… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
If I can help one person by sharing my story then in my eyes it's a success. — Paul Merson Eyes Copy Share Image
When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas' — Paul Merson Christmas Copy Share Image
